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Vital Latics Look at Halloween Horrors

Vital Latics Look at Halloween Horrors


With today being the 31st October Vital Latics thought it might be a bit of fun to look at the 'ugly` side of football, the faces that will keep those pesky kids away from the door today, the faces you can hang over the mantle piece to keep the kids from the fire, the faces that would make Quasimodo blush, you get the picture, the ugly buggers of football

Unfortunately I do not have a wealth of photographs available to me so from the ones that I do here are the Vital Latics top ten of ugly ducklings, Halloween horrors and grotesque facial features guarenteed to keep the attendances at football matches down

At 10 we have red head and ugly Steve Sidwell of Aston Villa




At 9 the anything but handsome Dean Hammond of Colchester United




At 8 Vital Villas very own Harem Scarem The Fear




At 7 Keeping with the bald theme the very frightening Russell Slade manager of Yeovil




At 6 on the right of the photo proving that small isn`t beautiful and money doesn`t buy you looks its Bernie Ecclestone of QPR




At 5 going with an Italian theme its West Ham boss and former Chelsea player Gianfranco Zola, is he not Quasimodo incarnate




At 4 one time top ugly bloke and one time QPR boss it`s Iain Dowie




The top three will keep the kids away from the fireplace no doubt

At 3 Preston North Ends Simon Whaley`s face appears to be melting



At 2 another Preston player Richard Chaplow was born to appear in horror movies and a dead ringer for Mr Egghead



Here we go the number one ugly mug, print this image off and stick it to your front door, there will be no kids coming to pester you tonight

At number one its none other than Latics old boy and current Fulham player Jimmy 'the face` Bullard, seen here with his partner Danny Murphy…the ugly twins

Murphy and Bullard - Halloween was created for the 'Ugly Twins`


Just in case all these images are going to give you nightmares heres one to calm you down and definitely one for the ladies to get excited about…its Vital Latics very own supermodels baskerville and worbo…enjoy



If you can think of any missing from the list, and there must be lots, please dont hesitate to leave their names in the comments section

Vital Latics - Getting giggy on Halloween

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Writer:Barry Worthington
Date:Friday October 31 2008
Time: 11:00AM

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Gary and Phil Neville
worbo
31/10/2008 11:05:00
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Baskerville wishes to disassociate himself from any involvement in this article as I can't afford the lawsuit
baskerville
31/10/2008 13:12:00
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With Baskerville and Worbo around Brad Pitt and George Clooney had better watch out!!..... ok, I know I need my eyes testing....
stoke blue
31/10/2008 13:25:00
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thank you Stoke Blue. Thats you on the couch tonight
baskerville
31/10/2008 13:39:00
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I like this 1
Jonni_G
03/11/2008 10:39:00
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